Not Enough Xanax in the World

both sets of parents live in this town. that means 2 dinners in one day. that means 2 turkeys in one day. that means 2 FAMILIES in one day. that means 2 entirely unique sets of etiquette in one day. that means 2 entirely unique sets of personal family problems in one day. that means 2 sets of thinly veiled resentment for doing half the time with each family. that means leaving early from one dinner and arriving late at another dinner. that all means we should probably move to canada….

tomorrow is eric’s birthday, he’ll be 34 and is probably most thankful that his birthday doesn’t fall on thanksgiving this year.