18 Feb 2013 Leave a Comment
in Living In the Trees Tags: Amanda Gowin, batman, birthday, books, Captain America, christmas, family, Grave Digger, inflatables, Iron Man, love, lunacy, Monster Jam, new year's eve, photos, sleds, snow, snow angel, sugar skull, trick or treat, zombies
02 Apr 2012 Leave a Comment
the Apocalypse is probably not going to be nearly as exciting as we hope. even if there ARE zombies.
my take on that:
also, Menacing Hedge is awesome in general. You can download the whole Spring Issue for Kindle/Nook etc. check out this cover:
14 Mar 2012 Leave a Comment
18 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
An Interview with Bill Grundy’s corpse, via Craig Wallwork:
12 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
in Living In the Trees, My Favorite Things Tags: anniversary, Booked podcast, Bug, Chris Deal, craig wallwork, debauchery, hookers, hope, love, lunacy, marriage, Portsmouth Little Theatre, rambling, soccer, writing, zombies
WOOOO!!! Interviewed by a zombie for Craig Wallwork’s blog, which should with any luck go up about the same time this weekend as the Booked podcast i guest-hosted (i have tourette’s, they’re saints to let me anywhere near that podcast) with Chris Deal for Craig’s story ‘Revenge of the Zombie Pussy Eaters’ and general horror topics. chris is so damned smart about that stuff – screw you, chris, you hear me?? i rambled about frickin’ ted nugent and false penises on female hyenas, and pretty much everything you said was insightful and funny. yeah, i’m calling you out right here on this blog no one reads, chris deal!!
so anyway. this weekend both of those things should be up. links forthcoing, also to be found in their respective homes in the blogroll list to the right ->
only two soccer games left. i love the kids. they’re so awesome. i’m actually considering doing this again in the spring. i’m vicariously living their happiness just running and jumping and kicking and getting SNACKS!
rehearsal every night the rest of this week and all next week (except soccer night). i’m trying. my big fear is to be the ‘okay’ one – like, not the one that ruins it, but the one that ‘didn’t ruin it’ – but just barely. like keanu in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. please god don’t let me be keanu….
Friday is our five year wedding anniversary. FIVE FRICKIN’ YEARS! i forgot that we made this joke agreement to go on five year contracts and re-evaluate if we’d go another five at each interval. i sure hope we sign on for another five, because i can’t hold a job. only thing i’m good at is teaching my kid stuff and rambling and… well, to be honest i could always be a hooker.
in conclusion, i would like to say, don’t let anyone tell you that rambling like an idiot about zombies won’t get you anywhere. because it can. believe in yourself, damnit.
this is my inspirational post. i feel pretty good about it.
09 Oct 2011 Leave a Comment
24 May 2011 1 Comment
rain is on the horizon. i have seen moldy tupperware in the back of the fridge, so my threshold for horror is up. there is no reason i can’t punch out a draft of a zombie story. no reason at all. the idea is just sitting in my head like a bubble, waiting to be popped and run down my fingers.
28 Feb 2011 Leave a Comment
“And sweet’s the air with curly smoke, From all my burning bridges.”
ooooooh, february has been HUGE. going into march with all this newness. my moods are five minute whirlwinds of euphoria turning to rage turning to despair turning to gratefulness turning to exasperation turning to overwhelmed turning to calm contentedness turning back to euphoria..
cutting a lot of fat from my life. by fat i mean people. i’m tired of humouring everyone. i’m not turning MEAN -as opposed to being mean, i am simply cutting ties and eliminating room for complication and anger.
it feels good.
today was eric’s first day back at his new job (sounds funny but it’s true). his forehead is so smooth as compared to 3 months ago he looks botoxed. there will be some second shift but a longer lifespan so that i can live with..
Martin Rath’s “Of the Dead”will be all over the German comicons this year, and my name is on that. in some small way i helped put that together, or at least, you know, helped dig up the acorn (substitute whatever analogy you like for that one). more info on that one as i get it, i’m gonna pimp the hell outta that zombie movie. it’s fucking awesome. oh, laverne, you make such a pretty corpse….
took my own author photo for the Book. set up the tripod outside the barn and clicked away with the timer. it makes it feel real.
tomorrow thundadome.com goes live with The Ides – i’ll post that link tomorrow, too!!
beth and i are talking with some others - The Others, that’s formal but personal, i like that – about putting together a zombie webzine. i think we can do it. more to come on that later, too…
this feels boastful and emotionally inadequate, i think it’s because i have green popsicle on the back of my left hand and am mainly calculating how long it will take for it to drip bewteen my fingers, and if i can finish this before it does – mainly i wanted to type this up fast to say hell yeah, 2011. i will work harder to deserve you.
it’s almost spring….
25 Feb 2011 Leave a Comment
i have danced many a dance and texted many a midnight text this week – i think 2011 is becoming just a bang-up year.
there’s this thing that makes me dance, and this other thing that makes me dance, and then there are people that make me dance, and then there’s that familiar foot-jiggle that’s beginning, the first sure sign of a writing jag. the jiggling foot makes me dance.
i’ll elaborate on the dance reasons later. of course all the dancing is done to Gaga because that’s what the little man wants. and at this point i’ve got the volume cranked and am belting “GONNA LOVE YOU WITH MY HANDS TIED!’ all by myself in the car.
i should probably be doing more to spread this around. depending on the rain/ice situation in the morning, little man and i may head to guhl’s and buy up some fabric for zombie monkeys and other homemade gifts for the list and also just because i have a new list of people that i just want to do SOMETHING to make them smile. i think for some monkeys i’ll do stuffing brains, and for tamer versions there can be dangling button eyes. this should be fun. mail is fun.
i got to talk to my sister for like a half hour last night which is a wonderful miracle in itself – 2 hours of regular-people talk at top speed with over-lapping and sentence-finishing equals a half hour for us, and makes me feel very firmly rooted on the same planet as that girl.
eric starts his new job on monday – seriously things are crazy happy good. and i don’t have the cloud with this. there seems no reason to be peering at the sky constantly for the very vague edges of the jar. don’t think it’s close, anywhere close at all.
that’s what happens when spring is close enough to taste. the rain stops hurting and “cold” becomes “invigorating” and all the old skins start to flake, and out we shimmy.
oh, the title. the zombie stompers. i was really happy about certain developments involving a project that uses words like “cover,” paperback,” “printing” etc. and we can blame my impulses on barbie, whatever, but i thought that a riduculous and fabulous pair of shoes that i would keep forever would be an excellent way to commemorate my name in connection with the word “print.” enter the Limited Edition Glow In the Dark Zombie Stomper … or at least the wait list. someday, someday.
and how better to say goodnight? the cheshire cat is mewing sleepy happy under the house, the rain is drumming, and i have lovely photos of my son(sun) dressed in a tissue paper lady Gaga costume, and a shoe that will one day be mine.
i love the world.
26 Oct 2010 Leave a Comment
in My Favorite Things Tags: addams family, autumn, blacula, bride of the monster, dr. phibes, dracula, elvira, evil dead, exorcist, halloween, horrors of spider island, night of the living dead, nightmare before christmas, rosemary's baby, spike, the fly, zombies
okay so it’s tuesday already, but i’ve decided to do some sort of Halloween post for every day this week…..