adam found an incredibaly aged sheet of stickers that go with some sort of Truth or Dare kit or game, and over the course of the day exactly 5 of these ended up on me. because it’s thursday night, because it’s finally quiet, because i have 10 minutes to kill, i will answer these stickers.
right shoulder: Q: what’s the one thing you think about all the time? A: my kid, the neuroses i may be inflicting upon him.
left shoulder: Q: what’s the most disgusting thing you ever did? A: wrapped my feet in plastic bags and mopped up human feces in a BP bathroom. (oh yeah, why not be honest??)
right underarm: Q: what’s the worst thing you ever did and got busted A: the important people know the answer to this one. and everyone i know THINKS they know the answer, and i suspect the answer would be different from everyone….
right knee: Dare: stand on your head and sing old mcdonald. response : no. i spent 45 mins popping bubble wrap this evening, i’m frickin exhausted.
left knee: Q: have you ever borrowed something and not returned it? like what? A: EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER BORROWED. books, clothes, shoes, jackets, jewelry, you name it. hand it over and i will keep it.
also, i’ve decided to finish a novel. i shall have help.